* If you own a vehicle that makes noise when you back up, you need to be less cavalier about backing up.
* Once upon a time, the mayor proposed a car alarm ban in NYC. I didn't think this was quite right. Rather than criminalize car alarms, I felt he should simply DE-criminalize taking baseball bats to cars with car alarms.
* Seriously, you smell. None of your friends has the heart to say it. But you do.
* Just the thought of trying to orchestrate some travel outside your borders gave me stress. I canceled said travel as a result. You should think about being less needy.
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