Debt ceiling debate?
10% unemployment?
Two (seemingly) endless wars we now refuse to pay for?
No. It's this -- https://pastaboat.com/
Every time you ask me, "Shaun, what do you think of genital mutilation?" Every single time I am going to answer, "That is horrible and terrible and should be banned. ALWAYS."
But, if you can't make fucking pasta, that should be grounds for society placing restrictions on you to procreate. Period. End game.
I am totally fine if the recent turmoil in Ingerland is because people just found out that the pasta boat exists.
"What?!? Pasta boat? The fuckall is dat? You 'ere dat Nigel, feckin pasta boat!? Feckin' yanks. Let's burn it all!"
In related news -- triathlon, HOW DEAD WILL IT MAKE YOU!?!
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