Even with sunshine
can be hard to start a run.
Yet, harder to stop.
Showing posts with label New York Living. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New York Living. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Advice For NY -- Living your best life in the big shitty
* If you own a vehicle that makes noise when you back up, you need to be less cavalier about backing up.
* Once upon a time, the mayor proposed a car alarm ban in NYC. I didn't think this was quite right. Rather than criminalize car alarms, I felt he should simply DE-criminalize taking baseball bats to cars with car alarms.
* Seriously, you smell. None of your friends has the heart to say it. But you do.
* Just the thought of trying to orchestrate some travel outside your borders gave me stress. I canceled said travel as a result. You should think about being less needy.
* Once upon a time, the mayor proposed a car alarm ban in NYC. I didn't think this was quite right. Rather than criminalize car alarms, I felt he should simply DE-criminalize taking baseball bats to cars with car alarms.
* Seriously, you smell. None of your friends has the heart to say it. But you do.
* Just the thought of trying to orchestrate some travel outside your borders gave me stress. I canceled said travel as a result. You should think about being less needy.
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